By Ed Staskus

   The Adventure Zone in Cavendish on Prince Edward Island’s north coast is three attractions. One of them is the River of Adventure Mini Golf Course. The second one is the Hangar Laser Tag Arena. The last one is the Route 6 Haunted Motel. Neither Oliver nor Emma planned on playing golf until they were senior citizens. They couldn’t play laser tag because their parents didn’t want their children playing with guns, even if the gunplay was called laser tag. What Oliver and Emma were mainly interested in was the Haunted Motel.

   They had a professional interest in it. Oliver was the Monster Hunter of Lake County and Emma was his right- hand man They were from Ohio. They were on the island with their parents on a two-week vacation.

   They were standing in front of the Haunted Motel, sizing it up, when two children walked out of the Hangar Laser Tag Arena. One of them was a big boy wearing a pink sweatshirt. The other one was a black-haired girl wearing baggy Sinbad pants.

   “When we went one-on-one, I totally destroyed you,” Big Pink said.

   “Sure, but when we played that family, I dominated,” Baggy Pants said.

   “You were super good at sneaking around, getting behind them, and shooting, shooting, shooting,” Big Pink said. “You would just surprise run up and shoot them in the back the whole time.”

   “Sneak attacks are the best,” Baggy Pants said.

   A pack of  tweens came out of the Haunted Motel while Oliver and Emma were wondering whether to try it out.

   “That was twice as scary as the Haunted Mansion in Kensington,” one of them declared.

   “I know why they say ‘No Money Back’ if you leave early,” another one said.

   “Did you see that moon faced boy crying?” 

   “Yeah, he looked all freaked out.”

   “How about that mom who ran out? She went in with six kids and she was the only one who bailed.”

   That sealed it for Oliver and Emma. They paid the admission charge. They stepped into the Haunted Motel.

   Afterwards, even though it had been loud and claustrophobic, and they thought it was fun, they wondered what was so scary about it. In their time they had gone up against Destoroyah, the Green Goblin, and Long Tall Sally, the Loch Ness Monster’s sister. They weren’t babes in the woods when it came to scary. 

   They spent most of their time in the Haunted Motel in total darkness. There were small red lights that were markers signaling when and where to turn. The floors were uneven and they had to bend and twist to make their way. They found out later every third or fourth person, young and old, didn’t make it through from beginning to end. 

   “That boy behind you, who kept clutching at you, he was scared out of his wits,” Emma said.

   “I finally held his hand and he made it all the way through,” Oliver said.

  “What about that girl, who as soon as the lights went out, she curled up into a ball on the floor and wouldn’t get up?”

   “If that want scary, you should visit the Midgell River Motel in St. Peters Bay, which may or may not still be there,” a voice behind them said.

   When they turned around to find out more, the voice wasn’t there anymore. There wasn’t anything other than a shadow behind them, which shape-shifted into smoke that the wind blew away. They looked down at the gravel at their feet and saw hobnail boot footprints.

   As it happened, their father had planned a day trip to St. Peters Bay and two days later, early in the morning, they were on the way there the 40-some miles along the north coast. When they got there they drove just beyond it to the Greenwich Interpretation Centre. They studied the Time Line exhibit, which depicts 10,000 years of life on Prince Edward Island, and tested their naturalist skills with the Shell Game, Shorebird Challenge, and the Dune Plant Quiz. Being city folk, they came in last place.

   They went for a walk on a boardwalk through the biggest sand dunes on the island, including parabolic dunes, which are unusually large and mobile dunes with rare counter ridges called Gegenwälle. Some people call them blowouts because their center sometimes blows out leaving just a rim. When they drove back to St. Peters Bay they stopped at Rick’s Fish ‘N’ Chips and had fish and chips. 

   They had just started on their way back to the Coastline Cottages when Oliver spotted a sign for Midgell River.

   “Dad, can you turn up that way?” he asked.

   They turned that way. When Oliver saw the Midgell River Motel he asked his father to stop. Emma and he jumped out of the Jeep Cherokee and surveyed the dilapidated house that had once been a boarding house and later a motel. It looked deserted and unhappy.

   “What are you up to Ollie?”

   “We heard a story about it, so we want to look around.”

   “Was it a spooky story?”

   “Yes.”

   “All right then, but your mother and I are going to tilt the seats back and take a nap here in the car. Wake us up when you’re done.”

   “OK, dad.”

   They surveyed the house, which looked like it was at the tail end of one hundred years of solitude. It had been built in three parts, each part higher than the other. The first room they went into was a front bedroom. A door creaked and a young girl walked in. She made eye contact with them even though she didn’t have eyes. She started opening the drawers of a dresser and throwing out clothes that vanished in thin air before hitting the floor.

   When they heard somebody clomping up and down the stairs they went into the lobby and looked, but there wasn’t anybody on the stairs, even though they continued hearing the clomping. A hangman’s noose was neatly coiled on the landing, its fibers bristling with menace.

   “This is creepy,” Emma said.

   When they went upstairs they saw a man in a bathroom combing his hair in the mirror and the reflection of another man standing behind him. Every time the man combing his hair looked behind him, the other man wasn’t there anymore. A flock of blackbirds flew through the hallway and out an open window. Oliver and Emma went downstairs.

   “This is getting creepier,” Oliver said.

    A card game was going on in the parlor. Four men were playing five-card draw. One of them slapped down a dead man’s hand, a pair of black aces and black eights, and swept the pot off the table. One of the other men reached for a gun, convinced there had been cheating, but a third man slapped it away 

   “Not here, not now,” he said. “We’ll settle this later.”

   The fourth man, unnoticed, slipped all the jacks up his sleeve.

   Stepping into the kitchen they saw a man wearing hobnailed boots. Dishes flew out of the cupboard and smashed themselves to pieces at his feet. Three Norwegian rats peeked out from the rust-stained sink.

   “Don’t mind the dishes,” Hobnail Man said. “It happens all the time.”

   “Who are you?” Oliver asked.

   “I’m the caretaker,” Hobnail Man said. “Can’t you tell? After all, you’re the monster hunter.”

   “I was just double-checking,” Olver said. He knew full well who Hobnail Man was and what he was up to.

   “Do you know, this place was burned down years ago by order of the local priest, who said Satan’s work was being done here.”

   “I was wondering what that smell was,” Oliver said.

   “Now I burn it down every night.”

   “I thought you might,” Oliver said.

   Hobnail Man raised his hand and said, “I’ve got to lock all the doors now and do my work.”

   “Before you do, we have got to go,” Oliver said.

   “You can’t go anywhere,” Hobnail Man said. “There must be an offering.”

   But before he could take a step, Oliver dug into his pockets which he had stuffed with packets of salt from Rick’s Fish ‘N’ Chips, and ripping them open sprinkled Emma and himself with salt. Evil spirits hate salt. He threw a handful of it in Hobnail Man’s face, who stumbled backwards, trying to get a grip on the floorboards with his boots. 

   He  cried out, “I can’t see, I can’t see!”

   Oliver and Emma ran out of the Midgell River Motel fast as jack rabbits and back to where their parents were napping. They woke them up, piled into the Jeep Cherokee, and a minute later were on their way.

   When Oliver looked over back his shoulder he saw the Midgell River Motel going up in flames.

Ed Staskus posts monthly on 147 Stanley Street http://www.147stanleystreet.com, Made in Cleveland http://www.clevelandohiodaybook.com, Atlantic Canada http://www.redroadpei.com, and Lithuanian Journal http://www.lithuanianjournal.com. 

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Summer, 1989. A small town on Prince Edward Island. Mob money on the move gone missing. Two hired guns from Montreal. One RCMP officer stands in the way.

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